- Alex: Give it up for--
- *Crowd screams*
- Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes.
- Alex: Give it up for--
- *Crowd screams*
- Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
(via powerlesbian)
“There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.”
— The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
(via thrive-notsurvive)
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- News in France : godfather-style shooting in Corsica hospital
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- News in France : godfather-style shooting in Corsica hospital
I just told her that I want to be a pediatric nurse in a hospital (I keep changing my mind about what I want to be) and her response was “Whatever you want to be in life, you can be. You just have to want it.”
I’m not doing anything besides you know…TRYING TO SLEEP!
So go ahead let the torture commence.
Thou art a heartless bitch.
Love,
Me.







